Elephant

I’m large as a barge,

legs thick as a tree,

I’m chubby in the middle,

but fit as a fiddle,

or a piano for that matter,

yeah I’m fatter,

‘cause I’m built for comfort, not for speed,

except when there’s a need,

then stand aside, give a wide berth,

make way for my substantial girth,

or end up smushed all over the place,

but I’ve got grace, and elegance I’d say…in my own way,

I mean, look at this this sizeable snout,

it’s a hunk of trunk, this snakey sniffer,

it’s a handsome honker,

you couldn't ask for a better peanut picker,

and these ears, big as Bhudha’s…hey…I just heard a pin just drop in Bermuda,

I have no fear of forgetting, like letting birthdays slip,

or the grocery list,

or the name of that great acupuncturist,

I’ve got it all up in my noggin,

I don’t need a computer, and never have to login,

welcome to my wonderful world of XXXXXXXXL,

I happen to enjoy it very well.

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